What do you do when there is a naked guy asleep on your floor all day?
Good morning my friends. Yep! That was my little delema yesterday. If you read yesterday morning's post you know that Waiter Guy passed out on my livingroom floor.... totally naked and fully hard! I figured I would just let him sleep it off and go about my morning stuff. By 10AM I tried to wake him...no luck! I left him there and went out for a haircut and a little food shopping.
Got back around noon and the boy was still laying there with that beautiful Dick of his standing at full attention. I'm thinking I'll suck on his Dick and that will wake him.....nope! All he did was snore louder. I wondered what would happen if I was to pull down my undies and sit on that Dick? That did not sound like the gentelmanly thing to do to a passed out guy.
So I left him there and fixed my lunch and turned on the TV. Randy called and proceded to tell me all about the chubby guy he fucked all night long. I told him about his pal Waiter Guy. All he did was laugh!
I was now around 3PM,I am in the other room on my computer checking emails when and I hear a moan. And then another moan..... "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" Ah, he finally is waking up. I go into the other room and there he is...awake and sitting on the couch with his hands over his head. And that Dick of his is still at full erection. "WHAT THE FUCK?" He asked.
You have been asleep here on my floor since 5AM, I tell him. "HOLY SHIT! I'M SORRY".
I am laughing now and remind him about last night. He does not remember a thing at first then he remembers having quite a few Scotch on the Rocks and taking Viagra. Now I understand the full erect Dick.
Just about then Randy arrives. He is laughing and laughing at the sight of Waiter Guy. I am wondering if maybe we should take him to the emergency room.... isn't that what they say on those commercials? But then I notice Waiter Guy's Erection is on its way down. He jumps up and heads for the bathroom and throws up. I fix him a large glass of ginger ale when he returns. He sips a little then curls up on my bed and is fast asleep once again.
about viagra, for curiosity I took a pill, but it was a bad experience, because my dick was so hard that I could have cut diamonds! but so hard till I felt some pain. After that experience, I've never taken.
ReplyDeleteI never noticed that you smoke. I tried but I do not like so much. I prefer smoke Dicks (mind the plural, please)
Happy new week with my last post:
http://menforxersex.blogspot.it/2014/05/statues.html
Wow...that is a unique problem to have...a naked house guest with a hardon! I would have a hard time doing housework with such a distraction! LOL!
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