Thursday, November 1, 2012

Da morning Piss.



                 Good morning my friends!  It is 6AM here as I begin to write this post. For some odd reason I have been awake since 4AM.  I woke up with this major boner and the overwhelming full bladder.  I trudge myself and that boner to the bathroom. You all know how difficult it is to stand at the toilet and try to aim a totally hard Dick!  When Da Dick is that hard, it just does not want to bend in the right direction so you hit the toilet bowl properly.  Don't laugh, you know exactly what I am talking about.  So I am standing there aiming as best I can... and nothing!  I know my bladder is full and I feel like I am going to explode..... but nothing!   My first thought is that I am having another bladder infection and that is why I just can't piss.  So I try to relax and stay calm.  And then, without warning Da Dick lets out a rushing torrent of urine.  BUT.. unfortunately Da Dick is NOT pointing down into the john and I have wet balls and a big puddle on the floor! This is NOT a pleasant way to start the day!  I mop up the floor, all the while Da Dick is still hard and needs to cum.  I get back in bed and rub out a nice load, now Da Dick is happy.  Usually after cumming he gets soft rather fast, but not today.... I am still hard as I sit here and get ready to add the photos for you.  I suppose I will be forced to wank off again.  Oh Da Dick just told me he agrees.














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7 comments:

  1. RainbowNovember 1, 2012 at 7:58 AM

    LOL...it sounds like you have had a very interesting morning! I would do what Da Dick tell ya...don't want him revolving! Have a great day my friend...huggles

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  2. SETHNovember 1, 2012 at 8:09 AM

    Ha,ha, ha! Wat a morning!

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  3. AnonymousNovember 1, 2012 at 8:10 AM

    LOL I know how that is. Isn't it interesting that some days the da dick just really wants LOTS of attention...more than usual. Hope you have a great day. Cheers, AOM

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  4. boibuffNovember 1, 2012 at 8:28 AM

    OH MY!! that is a bad way to start the day for sure. But, if memory serves me right, i have had a day or 2 like that. Oh well, sometimes the dick just wants what it wants and that is all there is to do. Hope the rest of your day is more pleasant :)

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  5. RebeccaNovember 1, 2012 at 12:10 PM

    haha ok i know it's not noce to laugh but that was funny of course now if your the lady going in after the gentlemen not so much. hop you have a great day XOXO

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  6. whkattkNovember 1, 2012 at 2:57 PM

    It's something that happens sometimes in the morning - commonly referred to as the piss hard-on! In cases such as this, it is perfectly permissable to take a whizz in the shower (or tub) to avoid spraying the walls and floor around the commode. Trust me, it all goes to the same drain line anyway...

    Hope the rest of your day is great!

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  7. ultramanricksterNovember 1, 2012 at 9:18 PM

    The best advice for trying to piss with an erection is to stand in front of the shower and just piss in there, then turn on the shower for a few minutes to wash it away.

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